You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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