Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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