She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can feel your judgement through the phone