Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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