Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...