Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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