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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  just woke up in my neighbors garage.

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  scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..

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  what?how do you know?

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am

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• (818): View more from California

  Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?

  (810): View more from Michigan

  shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm too stoned to come over for sex

  (813): View more from Florida

  Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock

  (727): View more from Florida

  I'll be right over

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.

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