This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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