Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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