found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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