I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think people are normalizing furries
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