If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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