We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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