i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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