I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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