Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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