I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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