You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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