How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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