I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
