just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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