Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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