Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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