You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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