its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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