I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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