Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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