So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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