I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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