I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Still dying that you shit outside
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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