Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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