i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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