whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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