I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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