It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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