ya dads aren't the best wingmen
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.