Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy