Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
