oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Everyone says I win the strip club
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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