How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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