God, you're like boner-b-gone
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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