Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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