I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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