The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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