I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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