You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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