I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
When are your genitals available?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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