I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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