Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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