K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just cut my nipple shaving
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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