Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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