So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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