Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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