three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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