Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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