Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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