Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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