Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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