Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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