in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
