I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
home. puking in laundry basket.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.