the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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